This is SO true! lol

Cold is Relative..........and a good part of this is true!

60 above zero:
Floridians  walk around in fur-lined hooded jackets.
People in Wisconsin walk around in shorts and a t-shirt.

50 above zero:
Gulf Coast people shiver uncontrollably.
People in Wisconsin sunbathe.

40 above zero:
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Wisconsin drive with the windows down.

32 above zero:
Distilled water freezes.
The water in Green Bay gets thicker.

20 above zero:
Floridians wear down coats, thermal underwear, gloves, and wool hats.
People in Wisconsin throw on a flannel shirt before going outside.

15 above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Wisconsin have the last cookout before it gets cold.

Zero:
People in Miami die from exposure.
Wisconsinites close the windows.

10 below zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico .
People in Wisconsin get out their winter coats. 

25 below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Wisconsin are selling cookies..........door to door.

40 below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in Wisconsin let the dogs sleep indoors.

100 below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Wisconsinites get upset because they can't start the damn Mini-Van.

460 (-459.67 F below zero):
ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero, zero on the Kelvin scale.)
People in Wisconsin start saying..."Cold 'nuff fer ya?"

500 below zero:
Hell freezes over.
Wisconsin public schools will open 2 hours late